50 Of The Most Hilarious Parenting Tweets This Month

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Moms and dads are superheroes. That doesn’t mean they’re incapable of burning a grilled cheese, crying or accidentally letting their kids go to school wearing their clothes inside out. That just means that no matter how challenging it is to balance everything, they somehow do. And what’s even more incredible is that many of them manage to maintain a great sense of humor along the way too.

If you’re a parent who feels guilty about not waking up at the crack of dawn every day to prepare pancakes, bacon and eggs for your little ones, first of all, don’t. And second of all, you’re not alone! We’re back with a new edition of the most hilarious parenting tweets of the month down below. So enjoy scrolling through while you hide in the bathroom from your toddler, and keep reading to find a conversation with CJ Kelsey, aka That Mom Tho!

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clhubes Report

Thank God I am not the only person on earth that thinks this exact thought EVERYTIME!

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IHideFromMyKids Report

That's just cute.

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mom_tho Report

I wouldn't miss you as much then.

No one has ever said being a parent is easy. Essentially all of your free time (and disposable income) is now dedicated to taking care of your little ones, and there’s no compensation or appreciation involved. Being a mom or dad never stops being challenging, no matter how much people want to tell you “it gets better after the terrible twos!” It’s messy and exciting and exhausting and rewarding. It’s all worth it to have a mini-me who loves you more than anything in the world and who you get to watch grow into an amazing person that you’re proud of.

But one essential trait parents need to ensure they can get through the day without ripping out their hair or dying from embarrassment is a great sense of humor. You can’t sweat the small stuff, and you have to be able to admit that you’re never going to be perfect. (Anyone who says they are is lying!) And it’s much better to laugh through the pain and exhaustion than to try to keep it all together. A great parent is just someone who’s doing their best.

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emilykmay Report

Ah yes - I remember when my toddler daughter made a discovery worthy of sharing with everyone else in the ladies room at Target. “Mommy - you have hair on your front bottom”, she said in her precious loud and sharp voice. I did enjoy the giggles from the ladies in other stalls.

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thedad Report

If it works...

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DocLarus Report

Noted.

To learn more about what it’s like to be a fabulous parent who’s open online about the joys and struggles of having kids, we reached out to CJ Kelsey, also known as That Mom Tho on Twitter and Instagram. CJ is a mom of two who works in the healthcare industry and has been able to grow a following online through sharing her hilarious experiences. She was also kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda about the importance of being able to laugh as a parent.

“A sense of humor definitely helps because parenting can be hilarious!” CJ shared. “Children are naturally honest and curious– these two traits combined lead to a great deal of funny situations.”

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KatieDeal99 Report

Are their names Janet & Rita?

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IHideFromMyKids Report

Real life application kicks planning ahead's aŝš, every time.

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Dad_At_Law Report

11 year olds babysit?

We were also curious about how CJ got started sharing hilarious parenting stories and experiences online. “I started my Twitter account as a place to make jokes anonymously and never expected it to lead to anything,” the mom shared. Today, however, she has over 47k followers on Twitter, nearly 18k on Instagram, and 13k followers on Facebook!

And as far as what she loves most about her online presence, CJ says, “My favorite response to anything I write is when someone tells me they thought they were alone in their experience and happy to read I am going through the same thing.”

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HenpeckedHal Report

Soo sad

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ambernoelle Report

Allegedly..

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deloisivete Report

*looks up french fries.....* It checks out.

CJ also shared some wise words for all the parents out there who might be worried about trying to be perfect. “I wanted to be the perfect parent when expecting my first and quickly discovered there’s no such thing,” she told Bored Panda. “My advice is to be kinder to yourself. Understand that it is a constant learning experience and that children mostly just want to know they are loved.”

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thedad Report

Lol

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HenpeckedHal Report

Or to those with grown kids half a continent away.🎆

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deloisivete Report

My sister likes to joke that her kids (she does not want any) would be call Leo and Tara, but their legal names would be Liopleurodon and Pterodactyl.

“Being a mom has changed my perspective on life and the world for the better,” CJ shared. “My curiosity for the future lies in how I will parent a daughter who appears to be developing the same attitude I had. I would gladly accept a handbook for the teenage years!”

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daddygofish Report

"Sometimes it's ok to say nothing..."

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reallifemommy3 Report

Ride it out and eat more cake - the weight gain will be expected

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HenpeckedHal Report

I mean, it wasn't a lie. Just… withholding the truth

We all know there’s no such thing as a perfect anything, let alone a perfect parent. But that doesn’t stop countless mommy bloggers and family vloggers from trying to portray their lives as effortless and flawless. 6 out of 10 parents say they feel pressure from social media to be perfect moms and dads, and 40% of moms admit they compare themselves to the curated lives of parents they see online.

We teach our children how harmful social media is and that comparison is the thief of joy, but why is it so hard to practice what we preach? Part of the reason we love sharing these “parenting tweets of the month” articles (aside from the fact that they’re hilarious) is because we want to remind you panda parents that you’re not alone! Doing your best is enough.

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deloisivete Report

The potential for their dad jokes when they grow up is high 😬

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oneawkwardmom Report

Ugh YOU never let ME get anything

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Chhapiness Report

That's so funny. I still bring up when my water broke and my husband kept running up and down the hallway looking for his watch. Asking me if I've seen his watch. As I say on the toilet.

When it comes to some of the “mistakes” every parent makes, Steven John at Insider says there are 30 extremely common ones that no mom or dad will be able to avoid. (And that’s okay!) These include letting our kids fall or get hurt, packing our children’s schedules too full, giving our little ones too many choices to make, forgetting important items when going to school or soccer practice, praising them too much, and trying to talk above them. “Kids catch onto more than you think, despite the diction enabled by your sagacity, and can end up hearing things little ears shouldn't,” John writes.

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copymama Report

We call omelets "omelopes" because that's what me 4-year-old niece called them.

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kindminds_ Report

Too sweet!

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thedad Report

Only a different room? You're lucky.

No matter how many “mistakes” we make with our little ones, we shouldn’t beat ourselves up. As long as they know that they’re safe, loved, taken care of and able to express themselves, you’re doing an amazing job. And if you need to vent or share some hilarious stories online, feel free to hop onto Twitter. You’ll quickly realize that you’re not alone, and you’re a great parent. Plus, we’d love to have a laugh at your experiences and feature them in next month’s edition of this list!

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oneawkwardmom Report

Its funny how the more kids you have you realize your oldest might be a little bit psycho and it might be your fault.

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laurawritesit Report

Depending on the health of her grandparents and/or great-grandparents, I can see why a 5 year old might think that.

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MediocreMamaa Report

Ooooh see, the harmonica police said it's illegal for me to drive with such beautifully distracting music playing....

If you’re an exhausted parent who can’t wait for your children to be back in school full time in a few weeks, you don’t need to feel bad about that. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, and you’ll finally be able to keep your kitchen clean for more than three hours when your kids aren’t eating three meals a day plus snacks in there. Keep upvoting the tweets that hit home for you or make you chuckle, and let us know in the comments if you’ve recently had any hilarious parenting experiences. Then, if you’re interested in checking out Bored Panda’s last parenting tweets of the month post, you can find it right here!

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reallifemommy3 Report

me when I'm talking to literally anybody

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clhubes Report

That was such a cool story line. I should go watch Buffy again.

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itssherifield Report

Or Tetris. Then do karate kicks on the front porch to reinforce dominance.

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jordanbseltzer Report

Sometimes in the mornings my 3 years old tells me how is he talking with my dad- his granda. My dad died 14 years ago...

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notmythirdrodeo Report

at least this kid has good taste in music

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copymama Report

Could be confusing for some. Does it cause pain or relieve it? You know what...surprise me.

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daddygofish Report

Maybe the parents didn't know about the secret bridge?

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IHideFromMyKids Report

or your kids have the first thought, and you're having the second

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simoncholland Report

You'll have to choose which is more important...

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KatieDeal99 Report

That’s not an emergency?

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dadmann_walking Report

The joys of having children 🙃

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simoncholland Report

I also regret turning down cupcakes collapsing under the weight of mounded fudge frosting, hot dogs, fast-melting melting ice cream (Such a waste!) and the birthday cake itself, plus homemade caramel coconut pecan squares.

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MChalasani Report

How do you teach a toddler to make hot coffee? I have a business idea...

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itssherifield Report

I don’t understand this.. Do people not like buns or something?

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milifeasdad Report

Next up: 10 minutes about not writing on the couch with a marker.

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notmythirdrodeo Report

When is it ever NOT a great time for little mermaid karaoke?

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copymama Report

It will be open in 2-3 years max

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Chhapiness Report

Why I'm not on any kind of social media whatsoever (this doesn't count)

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BunAndLeggings Report

They never forget.

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itssherifield Report

My son said his favorite part of New Zealand was McDonald’s

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missmulrooney Report

Maybe a comment on your cooking ?

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MegStEspirit Report

Not if they don't have a tablet too young :) My kids are 2yo, 4 yo and 6yo at the moment, they start playing with toys/lego/trains in their room when they wake up. Sometimes we wake up 1-2 hours after them.

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Komaniecki_R Report

Technically 8/8 is not the same as 4/4 time

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And the day comes when you are holding them for the last time, you put them down, and never pick them them up again. I don't remember when that day was for me and my kids, and it bothers me when I think about it.

My daughter is 15, and tall. I could pick her up, but it'd do us both harm. I dropped her off at a friend's house the other day and she texted me afterwards to say sorry she hadn't hugged me goodbye. The picking up isn't the important thing, the feeling behind it is. Many actions can convey that, even a shared giggle over a mutual joke.

That day never comes. Unless it comes at the end of the third time they've come back home because of a failed relationship.

I work part-time in a café. The little girl of one couple had tried hashbrowns, which she apparently liked. As I walked past their table, she asked her mom if she could have some more of "those French fry noodles. " As they were leaving, a Chick-fil-A van drove past. She yelled, "Look! There's the chicken nugget Amazon truck!" These are now the names I will be using to reference each item.

Every time I read one of these parent-tweet lists I pat myself on the back for choosing a childfree life

I'm glad you are happy, I feel the same being single reading married posts, after 20 years of marriage. But the best thing in my life is my daughter, she's hilarious and incredibly well-behaved. Everyone is different. Not all kids are monsters, Glad you've found a happy situation though.

That day never comes. Unless it comes at the end of the third time they've come back home because of a failed relationship.

Every time I read one of these parent-tweet lists I pat myself on the back for choosing a childfree life

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